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Rocks In The Attic #730: John Carpenter, Cody Carpenter & Daniel Davies – ‘Halloween (O.S.T.)’ (2018)

RITA#730.jpg2018 was the year that boutique soundtrack LP retailers started to take the piss. A growth genre, within a growth industry, the last five years has been furtile ground for record companies like Mondo, Waxwork, Enjoy The Ride and Real Gone. Releases are often first-time-on-vinyl, in weird and wonderful coloured vinyl and usually in limited numbers.

Take the recent release of the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack, by Enjoy The Ride Records. This is the first time that Harold Faltermeyer’s full score has been available in its entirety on vinyl (only Axel F was included in the original soundtrack release in 1984). Fantastic! Yet before buying it, you now have to decide which of the four variants you want to pick up: red / black swirl, cop car splatter, banana swirl or palm tree splatter. Can you buy it in plain, good ol’ black vinyl? No. No, you can not.

Coloured vinyl used to sound terrible – not as bad as picture-discs – but bad enough. Thankfully, manufacturing techniques have improved alongside the vinyl revival, and for the most part, they sound just as good as a standard, black vinyl disc.

RITA#730bThe increase in such releases – mainly involving cult film soundtracks – has given rise to a new breed of record collectors who seem to be more interested in the colour of the variant than the music itself. These collectors, comprised of entitled millenials or older, emotionally-stunted manchild horror fans, spend most of their time showing off their collections on Facebook and, in some groups, getting salty with each other.

In 2017, there was an outcry from certain sections of this community, when Waxwork Records released a soundtrack variant of the 1990 It TV-miniseries that was only available at the WonderCon convention in California. Waxwork already offered the release online – a triple LP set in red, blue and yellow coloured vinyl – but the exclusive WonderCon variant was in a different colour. The release looked and sounded exactly the same, only the discs were a different colour. Most collectors couldn’t attend the convention, nor pay the inflated prices offered by ‘flippers’ on eBay and Discogs, and so they took to Facebook to complain. You’ve never heard twenty-first century entitlement quite like it:

How could Waxwork do this to me? I’ve bought every single variant so far of everything they’ve released! My collection will be worthless without it! They’ve sold out, man. I hate them. They owe me!

The resulting fall-out led to many collectors either selling their Waxwork collections, or downsizing it, as though the inability to own 100% of their output was a fate worse than death. This level of manchild immaturity is on a par with the ‘It’s my ball; I’m going home’ schoolboy mentality.

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Earlier this year, things got even worse for the completionists when the soundtrack to the 2018 Halloween reboot / sequel was announced. No fewer than eleven different variants were released as exclusives from different retailers: Waxwork, Sacred Bones, Books-a-Million, FYE, Newbury Comics, etc. It’s only a surprise that there wasn’t an exclusive Bed, Bath & Beyond variant.

Sadly, some collectors just couldn’t say no, and scooped them all up. At $30-$40 a pop, it makes for an expensive hobby. Still, if the gullibility of these unfortunate souls is somehow keeping the vinyl revival going, then good luck to the morons with more money than sense.

It would be one thing if the 2018 version of Halloween was actually any good, but it’s not. It’s dull, repetitive, and derivative. Upon its release, it was praised for not sucking as badly as its predecessors, but in a year that gave us the awesome horror film Hereditary, the latest Halloween instalment still sucked.

The horror nerds were taken in by the fact that it was the first Halloween sequel since 1982’s Halloween III: Season Of The Witch to have direct involvement from the series’ creator John Carpenter. As well as acting as executive producer and creative consultant, Carpenter also composed the soundtrack alongside his current bandmates (son) Cody Carpenter and (godson) Daniel Davies.

Again, this doesn’t make it a particularly good soundtrack. It just doesn’t suck as much as it could have done.

Hit: Halloween Theme

Hidden Gem: Intro

Rocks In The Attic #608: Various Artists – ‘True Romance (O.S.T.)’ (1993)

RITA#608.jpgIn the early 1990s, director Tony Scott was handed a piece of gold dust. Quentin Tarantino, a cocky, young up-start had been circling Hollywood for a few years trying to develop his first script, True Romance. Tarantino decided to sell the script, and Warner Brothers snapped it up greedily. In hindsight it would have been too large a project for a first-time director anyway.

Instead Tarantino turned his attention to his next script, a simpler heist story called Reservoir Dogs. This would have been an easier film to pitch with him as director – the heist is never seen, only referred to, and much of the film takes place in one location.

By the time he was handed Tarantino’s script, Tony Scott was already a blockbuster director, arguably more commercially successful than his older brother Ridley. While Ridley had scored critical successes with Alien and Blade Runner, Scott had directed Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop II and Days Of Thunder. His collaborations with super-producers Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer say more about his directing style than anything else.

True Romance then, becomes the lost Tarantino picture. His trademark dialogue is evident throughout the film – all pop-culture references and cooler than cool soundbites – but Scott’s input muddies the water somewhat. The cinematographers that Scott worked with throughout his ‘80s and ‘90s films had a very peculiar style. Lots of obtrusive close-ups, too many filtered interiors, and a very synthetic, staged camera set-up. By the time you get to something like 1996’s The Fan, the cinematography is so overbearing that the film is practically unwatchable.

Looking back, True Romance has one of the greatest ensemble casts of all time, featuring several actors who would go onto bigger things. Joining leads Christian Slater and Patricia Arquette were Michael Rapaport, Bronson Pinchot, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken, Brad Pitt, Chris Penn, Tom Sizemore, Samuel L. Jackson and a pre-Sopranos James Gandolfini.

RITA#608aThe soundtrack also differs from most Tarantino films in that it has both a pop soundtrack and an original score, by Hans Zimmer (the only soundtrack of Tarantino’s to mix pop songs with an original score is The Hateful Eight). Zimmer’s score is delightful – practically a proto-Thomas Newman score before he rewrote the rulebook on esoteric, oddball soundtracks with 1996’s American Beauty.

Some of the pop songs wouldn’t be out of place on a Tarantino soundtrack. Charlie Sexton’s Graceland, Robert Palmer’s (Love Is) The Tender Trap and Chris Isaak’s Two Hearts feel like they belong in QT’s record collection, but mediocre tracks like Charles & Eddie’s Wounded Bird and John Waite’s In Dreams reminds you that this really is just a typical run of the mill blockbuster soundtrack, and wasn’t curated in any way by Tarantino. Even Soundgarden’s Outshined sounds a little too obvious. The absence of Aerosmith’s The Other Side – presumably due to rights reasons – is personally disappointing, but it would have just dated the soundtrack even more.

Hit: Outshined – Soundgarden

Hidden Gem: Graceland – Charlie Sexton

Rocks In The Attic #572: Various Artists – ‘Fletch (O.S.T.)’ (1985)

rita572Record collecting can be a rollercoaster of emotions. On the two vinyl collecting groups on Facebook that I hang around in, I regularly see posts from members who have bought something amazing, for next to nothing, from a charity shop / thrift store / op-shop (depending on where they are in the world).

These minor hauls are usually a random bunch of records, in perfect condition, that somebody has just donated to the store for reasons unknown. The accompanying photograph shows the records in all their pristine glory – first pressings of Beatles records, or a bunch of early Pink Floyd albums, or something unattainable like a plum Atlantic pressing of Led Zeppelin’s debut with turquoise lettering.

You want to be happy for the person posting their good news, but an overwhelming pang of jealousy kicks in and you want to kill the bastard instead. Why does this never happen to me, you ask yourself, as you recall the countless times you’ve sifted through the records at op-shops across New Zealand and found nothing better than the ingredients for a Nana Mouskouri / Harry Secombe  / James Last mash-up.

Recently my fortunes changed. I visited a new op-shop in my home town; a store that used to be a guitar shop until it closed down last year. I ventured into the shop cautiously and saw a bunch of records displayed on the racks that the previous shop used to display sheet music. There they were, the usual suspects; records that won’t sell in a million years. I picked up a Carly Simon compilation, and quickly put it down when I noticed the $12 price tag. Ouch! A cursory look told me that the pricing was wildly inconsistent – some were a dollar or two, some were over ten bucks.

Then I saw it, the soundtrack to one of my favourite ‘80s comedies – Fletch, starring Chevy Chase. And for the princely sum of two hundred New Zealand cents. It might not be a turquoise Led Zeppelin, but it was something I’d been looking for in the racks ever since I started purposefully collecting records in the late ‘90s.

Of course I could have easily found the record on Discogs, the global repository for record collecting, but there’s something about the thrill of finding a record in the wild. I really couldn’t believe my luck, although I’m sure nobody will share my enthusiasm for such a record.

Released a year after Beverly Hills Cop, the score to Fletch was also composed by Harold Faltermeyer – a very hot property around that mid-‘80s period. The soundtrack collects four songs performed by him, alongside a batch of typically nondescript ‘80s pop songs (a couple of which are produced by Faltermeyer). I even like these songs, by the likes of Stephanie Mills, Kim Wilde and John Farnham, as they’re just so linked to the film in my brain. Whenever I listen to Dan Hartman’s Fletch, Get Outta Town, I immediately think of Chevy Chase commandeering a sports car. Harold Faltermeyer’s Diggin’ In reminds me of Chase snooping around an office looking for clues just before being chased out of the property by a Doberman (if there were two dogs, would they be Dobermen?).

As a comedy of the 1980s, Fletch wasn’t by any means a commercial success. It isn’t Ghostbusters or The Blues Brothers or Beverly Hills Cop, but I love it. For me, it symbolises the time when I would record films off the television, to re-watch endlessly, using the VCR in my bedroom. On a four hour tape, I would record Fletch and then wait for months for the 1989 sequel, Fletch Lives, to be aired so I could record it straight after.

Hit: Bit By Bit (Theme From Fletch) – Stephanie Mills

Hidden Gem: Fletch Theme – Harold Faltermeyer

Rocks In The Attic #373: John Carpenter & Alan Howarth – ‘They Live (O.S.T.)’ (1988)

RITA#373This night not be my favourite John Carpenter soundtrack, but it’s definitely one of my favourite John Carpenter films. It’s the antithesis of all those happy-go-lucky, optimistic ‘80s films – where the subtext was that in America, everything was yours for the taking. In They Live, we find that America belongs to somebody else and the sleeping majority are majorly asleep.

I probably first saw the film in 1990. I had been rapidly consuming American films around that time, and I had already started watching John Carpenter’s back catalogue – pretty much starting at the beginning with Dark Star and Assault On Precinct 13, and moving on through Halloween, The Fog and Escape From New York.

In April of1990, on the advice of a school friend, I watched the live broadcast of Wrestlmania VI. I was in the right place at the right time – my family had just got Sky TV, and the flashy, new WWF wrestling was one of its big draws. My favourite wrestler, ever since I saw him pitched against Bad News Brown at Wrestlemania was Rowdy Roddy Piper. He didn’t seem as fake as all the others and he seemed genuinely pleased to use humour to defeat his opponents.

So when the next John Carpenter film on my list came along, and I found out that Roddy Piper was the star, it just seemed like a great combination – films and WWF, it couldn’t get any better. I didn’t have any reservations that Piper couldn’t act – because, well, they’re all actors at the end of the day aren’t they? – I just accepted him as Nada, the loner hero of the film. I’d seen a film – No Holds Barred, starring Hulk Hogan – around the same time, and while that film wasn’t anything to write home about, They Live had the mark of a great director.

It’s probably one of my favourite films of the 1980s. There are many popular classics of that decade – The Blues Brothers, E.T., Beverly Hills Cop, Ghostbusters, Back To The Future – but They Live wins points because it flew under the radar. To this day, I still meet people well versed in half a dozen of the more well known Carpenter films, but who have never seen They Live.

I have to get me some more of these fantastic John Carpenter soundtrack reissues. This particular one is a lovely transparent vinyl.

Hit: Coming To L.A.

Hidden Gem: Wake Up

Rocks In The Attic #199: Various Artists – ‘Beverly Hills Cop (O.S.T.)’ (1984)

RITA#199They don’t make comedies like this anymore – and they don’t make soundtracks like this anymore either (which I’m sure is quite a good thing to some people). They really got good at putting pop music soundtracks together in the ‘80s. Looking back, you can sort of see how much a gamble it was to put an orchestral score on the Star Wars films, if the trend of the times was to use a pop music soundtrack. Still, I’d like to have heard Harold Faltermeyer have a stab at a Luke S theme.

As far as ‘80s soundtracks go, this isn’t the best of the bunch – there’s still quite a lot of filler on here – but there’s a fair few decent songs too. Ex-Eagle Glenn Frey’s The Heat Is On is the big single, followed by Axel F by Harold Faltermeyer; but there’s also Neutron Dance by the Pointer Sisters and a couple of decent songs by Pattie LaBelle – New Attitude and Stir It Up.

The soundtrack is good at evoking that ‘80s West Coast vacuum that Axel Foley discovers in the film, and it also reminds you of a genuinely enjoyable comedy back in the days when Eddie Murphy was still funny.

Hit: The Heat Is On – Glenn Frey

Hidden Gem: Stir It Up – Patti LaBelle

Rocks In The Attic #189: The Pointer Sisters – ‘Break Out’ (1983)

RITA#189This album (credited to ‘Pointer Sisters’, without the definitive article) just makes me happy. It’s chock-full of hits – Jump, Automatic, Neutron Dance – and is just a very happy record, bringing the positive demeanour of 1970’s soul into the 1980s.

Being a child of the ‘80s, I recognise Neutron Dance from Beverly Hills Cop (it’s the energetic song that opens the film, as Eddie Murphy is hanging off the back of the truck full of stolen cigarettes), but Jump is still played regularly on the radio (despite its ‘revival’ by Girls Aloud and that version appearing in Love Actually). It’s the song Automatic that is the highlight of the album for me though. I knew the song before it appeared in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, but like most of the songs on that soundtrack, the song now reminds me so much of the video game that I find it hard to disassociate the two.

The Pointer Sisters recently played in New Zealand (around the same time that Bonnie Pointer, one of the original members of the band, had been arrested in LA for possession of crack cocaine). Only one of the original four sisters was present, which kind of speaks for itself. I didn’t go and see them, as I truly believed I would have been disappointed – these revival tours can be really damaging to the memory and nostalgia you can have for a band. My love for Blondie has barely survived seeing the band play live twice in the last decade, and I wouldn’t want the same thing to happen here.

Hit: Jump

Hidden Gem: Nightline