What a run of films Arnold Schwarzenegger had in the 1980s: Conan The Barbarian, Conan The Destroyer, The Terminator, Red Sonja, Commando, Raw Deal, Predator, The Running Man, Red Heat and Twins.
Of those nine, there’s really only a couple I wouldn’t recommend. The two Conans and Red Sonja don’t really interest me as I’m not that into the fantasy genre – although I remember them being decent enough. Even Twins, despite being the odd-one-out and the start of his softer, family friendly direction throughout the ‘90s, is a bloody good film.
The only other duffer in the list is this film, 1986’s Raw Deal. Schwarzenegger’s ‘80s run is perfect fodder for a pubescent youth, but Raw Deal is the only one of the lot which feels cheap and exploitative. It has nothing else going for it aside from a couple of half-decent action scenes, and with a terrible script and wooden performances (Arnold aside) it doesn’t reward repeat viewings.
Essentially it offers nothing except the chance for Arnold to look cool in a leather jacket while smoking a cigar; and he goes on to do that far more effectively in 1991’s Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
The soundtrack however, is great – all brooding ‘80s synths, big drums smothered in reverb, and wailing electric guitars (courtesy of Steve Lukather on one track). I found it at a record fair recently – a German pressing which names the film Der City Hai. Google translates this as The City Of Hai, which can’t be right, can it?* It sounds like something starring Tommy Wiseau.
Hit: Brains And Trains
Hidden Gem: Kaminski Stomps
*My German consultant Herr Gibson has pointed out that hai means shark in deutsche, which I believe makes the film, and Herr Schwarzenegger’s character, the City Shark.